It wasn’t as if there was any choice in the matter. Like I said, they seemed to be among the first to comment on any given newswire article. I had to wonder if it wasn’t someone on staff.

And you get to rule over a barren wasteland like the villain of a Mad Max film. You much really be enjoying that. Congratulations.

Sorry, could you speak up? It’s difficult to hear you when you’re all the way across the street, binoculars in hand.

The people next door are hardly ever home, you could find a nice gap in the fence and just set up shop there. 

It’s not impossible.

There was someone else on here whom I see no reason to name with a similar persona that went into detail about a history of abuse, presenting that as licence to sanctimoniously bring down the gavel and declare a moral verdict with regards to any given newswire story.

This really annoyed me - not…

recognitions is the most devoted online stalker I’ve had in two or three years.

It brightens up my day - she can troll me all she wants with my express written consent.

If things were that fast and loose many would say that there was implied consent.

Well, you know. Nobody wants to watch him have sex anymore and he kind of flooded the market anyhow, so being an affable convention guest is really his most marketable asset.

Ron Jeremy got accused of assault a few days back and basically said you’ll find thousands of photos of him that appear to be incriminating, and he’ll sue anyone who tries to claim they were anything but consensual fun.

Photos from the USO tour reveal a bawdy atmosphere where Tweeden herself did everything Franken did and worse.

After seeing both his parents get sent to Auschwitz a few brainwashed children didn’t meet his criteria for human evil. Understandable.

Ha.

Ever see Wonder Showzen? I can’t believe those kids are all in college by now.

Just about any religion with an afterlife?

At the end she completely neglected to accept Jesus Christ as her lord and personal savior because she was so busy trying to convince them to spare the life of her unborn child, who hopefully at least got to go to purgatory.

Wait...it’s disturbing that he lost interest in finding out who killed his wife when he found out who killed his wife?

Anthony Weiner.

No, seriously. He issued an open invite. Martin Shkreli would probably write you back as well.

He probably snuffed at least a couple of people on his own.

He might not have been the craziest beach boy, but he was certainly the most talented.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgfILrd8HjE

As a rule i’ve found the good Popeye’s are the ones that offer pickled jalapenos as a side.

It would all be worth it if they addressed her abortion debacle.

“I had to terminate it because I had been with three guys in two months and going around asking for paternity tests would be no way to start a family. But also because it was probably yours and you’re a washed up junkie.”

Yeah, it seemed petty of them trying to murder Frank when he crashed their wedding. Old man did her a favor.

They don’t do the A+ thing around here.

But this was defiantly A material.