benderbukowski
Bender Bukowski
benderbukowski

Fuck Obama voters. A few of my fellow Conservative friends always criticize me for my hateful attitude towards them and other liberals. Saying I should be try to be nice to them and win over their hearts and minds. Fuck that. It’s not my job. I’m no therapist. Some act like I’m worse than Bill Ayers because I would

I was playing Cuphead last week and ironically kicked a cup of tea on my gaming laptop out of frustration.

Not really a big deal, just need to save enough liquid capital to buy an identical one from a certain retailer with a lax returns policy and despicable business practices that make it perfectly ethical to swap

Thing is, these games tend to begin with him in the Castle getting tortured.

It’s as much a running gag as Skyrim starting you out as a prisoner awaiting execution, or MG dropping you off in the middle of nowhere taking orders from an untrustworthy authority figure.

Someone hasn’t played MGS V...

I think he was getting some intense PT from that one nurse the whole time...

There was a not entirely unconvincing case made a few years back that GWB is the grandson of Aleister Crowley.

Ha!

A friend of mine who happens to have a vagina infiltrated this group months ago and takes credit for it’s demise by “gaslighting” them to be more and more horrible.

I couldn’t help but think of this right here, for the first time in at least a decade.

If him masturbating in front of a horrified Garfunkel and Oates isn’t funny then I guess I don’t know what funny is.

I mean, just picture it. Like an ancient, dying Orangutan in a zoo cage...

Sisko never had an Enterprise.

Had a little Defiant for a little while, but no Enterprise.

Someone else who didn’t read the book.

You Philistines sicken me.

That got lobotomized months ago, such as it was.

He could be lamenting our political situation as if people based their votes on his opinion, maybe speaking out against vaccinnations as if he was a scientist.

But here his is offering commentary on a subject he’s devoted half his life to researching to correct the record. What a loser!

Garrison has been thoroughly defined as a typical Louisiana law enforcement officer through and through by his own record - the CIA wouldn’t really have to go through much trouble to slander him.

Stone’s intro to “JFK and the Unspeakable” made me think he had tacitly disowned his own silly film, apparently not.

It seems safe to assume that like O’Neil you never read the transcripts of the Putin interviews. A lot of insight there, and more candor than you’ll find in a conversation with any American politician.

Personally I take it as a rule that a lie nobody is meant to take seriously does not signify a liar, your mileage may

Exactly.

There are any number of reasons why keeping his presence a secret would have been impossible.

In her defense, I do go out of my way to be unlikable quite frequently.

Ha.

Remember a few months ago when someone said “Kinja is going to get rid of assholes like this wandering in” and got a hundred upvotes?

We were all so young and innocent in those days.

I know we don’t do FB links here, but this is just too amazing to pass up.

Here’s Corey Feldman on The View four years ago telling the gals about his molestation experience and being sharply told by Barbara Walters herself to STFU and stop “damaging an entire industry”.

Spacey did kiss Mena Suvari that one time but he was a perfect gentlemen about it.

The warning signs were there all along, really.