Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

I met him at Comic Con just hours ago and had nothing to say. This would have been perfect.

Ha.

Knowing about Jack’s habits? That picture of him with Pelosi was almost certainly post-cotial. I’m not going to apologize for finding that hilarious, she hasn’t issued any recriminations over it.

Where have you witnessed this adoration you speak of?

Does that score him a no-prize?

I’m inclined to think so.

Eh, did you ever read Ennis Punisher series?

It suggests he was possessed by some bloodthirsty deity back in Vietnam that prevents him from killing innocents - which in practice his vendetta would seem to make inevitable - while making him invulnerable. Which in practice his vendetta would seem to make ludicrious.

I’m not seeing a single mention of “Death Comes To Town”.

They already had a reunion. It wasn’t bad but it wasn’t memorable either and nothing therein suggested they still had the kind of unfinished business that would justify another ongoing series.

You’re not their supervisor.

As we speak somebody in the Westboro baptist church is booking car rentals while another one paints a sign reading FREEFALLING STRAIGHT TO HELL.

So there’s that.

Just because a woman gets engaged to someone for lack of any better idea about what to do with her life doesn’t mean it’s a relationship!

They just took him off life support.

I came here to brag that they have the sauce at my local franchise, but I guess that would be in poor taste now. Or maybe good taste, I haven’t tried it yet.

That implies Linda and Hugo were together at some point.

She would be SO mad at you if she read that.

Two white men in late middle age make a show about another white man in late middle age whose the coolest and smartest person who never lived.

Claim not to endorse his nihilistic philosophy but the fact he’s undefeatable is a decisive statement unto itself.

Sure, why the hell not.

Ugh, that fucking speech.

I think almost all the criticism about the new season revolves around it in some way. Well, that and the Mad Max episode.

There’s just way too much stuff he knows that you can’t find out academically, that you can’t do unless taught.

Yeah, it’s all there. The idea of him being fundamentally blowback from the GWB wars makes such perfect sense, certainly moreso than anything else.

The only thing I have to add to that is that it could easily be synchronous with the original concept of the character. Because while none of the most famous prohibition…

For thirteen comments? When he’s already panhandling online to pay rent?

I somehow doubt it.

Aw, goddamnit.

The worst thing about this Kinja business is losing the ability to correct things like that.

They’ve been slandering Purdom anyway they could since the memo became a thing. Not ONCE have they actually quoted anything therein because it simply isn’t what they choose to represent it as.

This article able to take a few screenshots off his twitter feed here as if they were some kind of smoking gun, though. I think…