benderbukowski
Bender Bukowski
benderbukowski

He said she was pretty when everyone else was joking about her being washed up. Compliments like that mean a lot at the right time and place - it's the same reason Tyson is a fan, after he didn't turn his back on him following the rape conviction.

He's been coping with that congnative dissonance just fine so far.

Critical events at the end of S3 are determined by what you do in S2.

Yeah, same here.

Feel free to name a sitcom prior that had characters more complex.

Eh, maybe.

Him being alive can't be standard operating procedure for them either.

This show exists in a strange parallel universe though, where New Orleans bars serve Hand Grenades in glass bottles rather than plastic ones perfectly designed to be transformed into water pipes.

That's what the mascots were for.

If he was on the football team that would put him at at least a 7 though.

That would explain the technical malfunction.

This is true.

Where would his father have served, if he served at all?

On Talking Preacher they interviewed him and it turns out one of the reasons he got hired is that hes a great guitar player.

Gross, creepy, taking advantage of a vulnerable person? The implication seems clear.

That seems generous.

Well we all got that divine spark going on so in our heart of hearts we all know where we deserve to be, right?

HA! I can't believe I never noticed that.

Odin just worshiped a more old-testament kind of deity.