He was on ELLEN, for gods sake. If it happened at all he's certainly been absolved.

If someone is a recording artist with a career spanning three decades and maybe half
of their catalog explicitly discusses self harm there isn't a lot of mystery going on you know?

He texted his wife beforehand, hence the door getting busted down.

Borderline inexplicable. I stand corrected.

Your letter of commendation is in the mail.

He's built up a callus there. Not his first trip to that rodeo.

Rumblefish might be the great American novel, a Kafka sketch set in an anonymous urban wasteland, concise and immaculate.

Same difference.

That would have been the easy answer.

They said it was amicable, and the reunion confirmed that.

He could have been more polite about it.

"This can be written off as an expense right?"

"Dammit Howard, if I had a decent wartime consigliere my brother would be disbarred now!"

Howard could easily find another one that isn't crippled by dementia.

You gotta be kidding.

How awesome was Howard though?

Magneto crippling him by accident worked perfectly.

It's coming. Interview spoilers aside it kind of has to.

He took an entire handful without even checking.

You'll be waiting like Huell in a safe house.