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basically, the opposite of this guy.

I’d like to add as an SF gay: all of the above is true for the gays plus adding the fact that everyone is already in an open/poly relationship so like no one is looking for an actual boyfriend.

This falls into the common theory that the more someone has to say, the little actually gets said.

Thanks for that? You must be fun at parties.

- says he does not have much to say

120 kW, 350 kW...

This is the opposite of ‘zero f**** given’. So many eff’s were given, that it is over-the-top in how exacting its packaging is, and none of it feels like it’s meant to suit the owner, but to impress everyone else who sees it.

Before anyone comments on it, they can’t lower the road because of massive sewer lines and can’t raise the bridge because miles of track would have to be modified for grade adjustment.

He is absolutely NOT. He’s an honestly nice, geeky gay guy. I went to high school with him (I'm 4 years older) and my husband met him on a news shoot a few years ago. He's a good egg. 

The real crime would be putting a front license plate on that car.   

Hahha just yesterday I was driving next to a pre-LCI 3 series from the most recent generation and I noticed it had halogen lights. I know I’ve noticed this before but I realized it again and I was like WTF BMW you had LED taillights 15 damn years ago with the e46 LCI. There is literally no excuse to have halogens for

At least they got rid of the straight cut line that ran across the hood behind the grille. That was awful.

Does anyone else think this steering wheel looks like a happy scuba-diving dog????


I drank petrol, my friends drank petrol, we liked petrol.

A car that won’t start every time has a lot to worry about in 2018. This is not 1968. That isn’t acceptable anymore, not even from an Italian car.

Adaptive Cruise Control.

Nah, bro. I’ve been waiting my whole life for an eye shadow palette inspired by the best classic Dodge muscle car paint colors (Plum Crazy, Sublime Green) to get into wearing makeup.

For the record, I don’t disagree with this. 

The guy at MaxMind seems pretty cool about fixing the problem.