Yeah I eventually figured out the will vi. I'm not so sure. It looks Italian but more obscure. DeTomaso?

You're exactly right. It's definitely a Hillman Imp.

Okay everybody I like your enthusiasm but #1 is absolutely not a Porsche and certainly not a 911. It just has round headlights. I mean, it has a radiator grille.

Nope I placed it. #4 is a Toyota Will Vi or however you’re supposed to capitalize it.

Nope the MiEV doesn't have ribbed side panels like that

2. Cadillac Allanté

Those tag lines sold Cadillacs in the 80s. They didn’t work then and they don’t work now. Quiet? Every car is quiet now. Roomy? So what. So is a Caravan. Gizmos? CUE is universally regarded as terrible. And you’re just flat wrong on the last point.

I’d dispute anything by Lexus but the LS being called a luxury car and Audi fought for years to get out of the shadow of being a VW parts bin company.

Jack Fitzgerald is just as much of a crook as Jack Antwerpen and every other major franchiser in the DC Metro area. Don't kid yourself based on cushy customer service. And that's from someone who worked for several of those major franchisers.

Costco prices are just a set discount. At several dealers I worked at, I routinely sold people cars for less than the Costco price.

It's a fancy Impala. It's not a luxury car.

I like the CT6, CTS, and ATS. The XTS is excrement, a sad rebadged Impala, and I’ve only ever seen them as hearses.

Probably just somewhere where people buy real luxury cars like Mercedes, BMW, Audi, etc.

Which, coincidentally, is nearly 70%. So 70% of the car for that price sounds just about right.

I think you mean two thirds the price. One third would be $88.5k

This is almost certainly illegal in several different ways.

I just got this. When you wrote it out. Sigh.

That's actually a lot better than I expected it to be. Doesn't sound that bad at all.

I bet it can too. It just hasn't yet. So it doesn't belong on this list yet.

Fastest = highest top speed. You're thinking of quickest, which is fastest acceleration.