LDS wins, hands-down, no contest.

....because beard bans are the most outdated policies at BYU.... *serious side-eye*

How is this place different really from Saudi Arabia? The source of the laws (Koran and Hadith) is the same, the dress code is the same, the religious police are essentially the same, the punishments are the same. Nineteen people were beheaded in Saudi Arabia by the state in August. Saudi Arabia is just older as a…

Bird's the word.

"A Farewell to Arms, by Hemingway. Good stuff. That's what I write," he says, putting it back. "That's what I write."

You know what, as soon as I saw the headline for this article I was like, "YES! Once again Kelly is speaking what's on my mind, in a more articulate and clever way than I ever could! Also, didn't that fucker one time compare himself to Hemingway?" And I clicked through, and yes, that fucker DID one time compare…

Kelly, I want you to know in no uncertain terms, which is why the structure of this comment might come off as frightening,

Nicholas Sparks explaining the difference between love stories and romance novels is like Vanilla Ice trying to explain how that bass line in Ice, Ice Baby isn't a ripoff of Under Pressure. Sit down.

Yeah, that is not good. I would say that fake bake + bleach blonde is not a good look on 90% of the people that try it

BRILLIANT. That image is pure brilliance. Every sponsor has to get the DV meme treatment. Money is the only organ where the NFL and its sponsors feel pain.

The .50 on the bus blows rounds and rounds.

These selfish women and their miscarriages! The nerve of them!

TIL - WOMEN HAVE A SECRET BUTTON THAT, WHEN PRESSED, LEADS TO AN AUTOMATIC MISCARRIAGE/ABANDONMENT OF A VIABLE FETUS.

Children are sacred unless they are female and were foolish enough to have sex (or worse, be raped). Then they're EVULZ, apparently.

"Possible fetus."

Translated: We're not even sure it's a fetus, but we're sure it's more important than an (almost) adult human woman.

GOOD TO KNOW.

This is getting scary that you can be charged/prosecuted for having a miscarriage. If your body doesn't cooperate like it *should* and carry the fetus to term, be prepared to suffer consequences. As if you can even prevent a miscarriage or that a teenager would know what to do in that situation.

How the shit can you "abandon" a miscarriage?

I simply call West Virginia "West Virginia". It isn't the South, it sure as hell ain't the East, nor can it be Midwest. WV is all its own little world.

Other people have said it, but it bears repeating. West Virginia is not in or of the South.