Should be facing the fans, not the players.

It also helps them hide their giant mormon underwear.

I think you're from my hometown. Their third favorite author (God is first of course) is Chicken Soup.

Right. Because when I'm scared I make sure to leave the relative safety of a movable vehicle to confront the threat with nothing more than my hands.

It's Velcroed together at the middle. My high school used a larger version over ten years ago. People got tired of making the paper ones, so someone busted out the sewing machine. It was a cotton fabric, rather than vinyl.

That's happened to me my entire life, because I'm short.

I did see automatics carried at a two car wreck on the border of Northern Ireland and the Republic. Seems that car accidents had been used for ambushes there in the past.

What is going on here? Why is her vagina named Erin?

Two of them weren't native New Yorkers.

I don't know. I enjoyed the fitness based factoids that included a girl who jumped on a trampoline for a workout and one who rode horses, but who absolutely white knuckled the horn while demonstrating her workout.

Might have something to do with the color of that godawful spray tan.

Being in suburban Atlanta, there is literally nothing that could convince me to be interested in the Hawks.

I get that she works hard and is in all likelihood athletic, but using a professional model seems counter to the campaign they're running. She is someone they might normally use in their ads, as are all the women save Misty Copeland. Surely there is more than one female professional athlete who doesn't fit the…

I wear Lulu speed shorts. They have enough pockets to fit what I need for runs under 8 miles. For over 8 miles I have a belt fanny pack thing. I don't understand the need for ingenuity here.

You guys have really, really low standards. There are plenty of people who can actually sing, and do so while dancing.

Also, how does a rose inside an orange peel announce an engagement? Why does the rose/orange peel only work with a yellow theme?

Not wrong, more like not all Scots or Irish. I returned from Ireland on Sunday. I made the mistake of saying Londonderry in front of a Republican. They certainly still exist.

Subway employees tend to be all kinds of confused. "Hi. I want a meat ball sub on white." "Do you want meatballs on that?" "Nope, just want to pay $5 for the bread."

Damn you Kinja!