I'm betting on "first amendment."

This. I cuss like a fucking sailor because I was told it wasn't lady like. I love offending people.

It doesn't diminish anything. If the other racers wanted to chase Meb down they could have. Hall and company just refused to do it for them.

Absolutely possible. They talked it up like it was this fantastic locally owned place.

La Tavola, Veni Vidi Vici, Sotto Sotto. You're just wrong.

I expect a city of any discernible size to have a variety of local restaurants serving various cuisines. Atlanta has this, Columbus does not.

As a female who spent 7 years on two separate SEC campuses with four National Championships between them while I was a student, I recognized two football players total while there. One was the 1 overall draft pick who I had an entry level humanities class with that I recognized only after nailing him with a door.

While on a business trip to Columbus, my husband's hosts took him to a "local" Italian restaurant. It was the Olive Garden.

I've actually never dieted. My diet has always been terrible. My fluctuations all relate to activity. The low point came when I was training for a marathon and only running, the high point when I was only lifting weights. My equilibrium is 100-105.

It's actually kind of amazing how much a person's weight can fluctuate and them still be healthy. I'm 5'1" and between the ages of 18-30 I weighed anywhere from 90-110 lbs, all healthy.

Truth. I've heard Yoho, Yoho at two different SEC schools.

Not to go all Jezebel, but skinny =/= fit. Who would seriously take fitness advice from tits on a stick?

I don't hear it. I've lived in the south my entire life. I hear the different regional accents. I hear the fake "upper class" accents. I have never heard a real "upper class" southern accent. Perhaps it is an age thing? The accents of older southern people are very different from younger southern people in that ours…

I don't think there is such a thing as an "upper class Southern accent." There are variations in the region. I think your upper class Southern accent is probably one of the coastal accents (Charleston, Savannah, Tidewater, Mobile). While these were the wealthiest areas when these accents developed, they haven't been…

I'm from Alabama. It seems weird to me that "y'all" is being embraced by so many people. The word "y'all" and "ain't" were practically beaten out of us in school.

NO. You do not defame Lucas Black like that.

This list is incomplete without "bama bangs."

Sorostitutes.

1. Walk up to counter, asked for a meatball sub on white bread. Person gets the bread, asks if I want meatballs. Nope, I just wanted the bread.

I tend to prefer fitted, black, and v-neck. I'm also willing to say you would let me in anyway.