Great review. Worthy of The Takeout.

He started out his career at left back, so he can try that.

Judging by Bale’s comments, I doubt he would accept for a huge pay cut. He has said he would rather sit out his contract at Real Madrid than move on for lower pay.

Yay!

Fuck this! I’m a poor drinker (couple of beers max), and I make no excuses for ordering non-alcoholic drinks.

WTF.

Fuck she’s so fickle. Make up your mind!

It seems that they’re quite liberal on a lot of things on the roads over there.

So if I want just a plain sausage McMuffin, it is I who has to emphasise ‘Sausage McMuffin WITHOUT Egg’?

In the past I would have just said he was a dick. But something about this makes me worry that there’s something deeper within. As a sufferer of depression some elements of his behavior hits a bit close to home.

Nah, probably a lie somebody made up. For the lulz.

As an Arsenal fan, I’m happy for Santi and his recovery. But I also feel a tinge of sadness of what might have been, all those years that he lost while with us.

Not everything really has to have a reason.

While I wouldn’t go as far as drinking urine, I do actually find these processed coconut water gross as hell.

No, egg is not the default. There are people (like me) who order a Sausage McMuffin without the egg.

:(

To echo the woman: How in the world he’d do that?

Wow, I dunno. This feels like so much entitlement to me.

Happy birthday!

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