note: pretty much every other option had the words "fuck", "fucks" or "motherfucker"

A-Q cops will smoke anybody. Equal opportunity murderers with badges.

Just to clear this up, here's my disclaimer: "I in no way condone: drinking while driving, handling guns while drinking, handling babies while drinking, handling babies while handling guns, handling babies and guns while drinking, keeping babies in shitty diapers, waiting for Mom to change shitty diapers, sharing…

You have to take into account that this was Texas.

I like how she holds up a soda and a snack to illustrate sodas and snacks as she is saying "sodas and snacks." Just in case we don't know what sodas and snacks are.

I went on a bad date with a pothead stranger from the Internet, but he was so hot I took him home with me. He proceeded to completely fail at getting hard, and halfheartedly got me off with his fingers. Then he blamed his impotence on 3 things: 1. pot, 2. all the masturbation he had done that day, and 3. porn. …

No, 64 is the exact number of Israelis killed by Palestinian rockets since the practice began in 2001. I know your type too, the type that throws a tantrum when presented with evidence and tries to pretend rock-solid absolute facts are somehow open to interpretation. Let me guess, big Fox News fan?

I find this complaint adorable coming from the guy who instantly tried to play the anti-Semite card the second he realized he was in over his head with the actual numbers.

My "leanings" are not being a fan of disproportionate civilian deaths in response to virtually no provocation or serious threats. That you think this makes them incompatible with the existence of Israel makes you seem more like the actual anti-Semite here.

Thanks for IMMEDIATELY proving how intellectually bankrupt your piss-poor argument is, Cletus. When in doubt, cover your ears and scream antisemitism, right?

Oh please, they couldn't possibly be any further removed unless they were us.

A little man slaps a big man in the face. The big man beats him to a bloody pulp with a crowbar, then beats up anyone standing near him, then complains to sympathetic bystanders about how much his face hurts now.

Its kind of like West Side Story.

All the trans women are super hot for Cari. All of them. All they wanna do is hear her talk about her breasts.

Actually, dressing rooms are a rather vulnerable place for women. There have been a bunch of cases where women have been secretly taped and spied on in dressing rooms. (Bathrooms as well.) I doubt that it often happens that a person intending to creep a sneak peek on women in dressing rooms are so bold to make an…

I do not understand why it was even made into an issue in the first place. Just go into the private rooms. Also, why do you have to be an asshole because I said my husband would not be happy about something. That does not mean I need his approval, but in a marriage you make a choice to respect each other's boundaries.

Really? The myriad stories out there about men stalking, videotaping and harassing women isn't reason enough? You need to get outta that bubble.

False rape accusations are just as harmful to real victims as his lawsuit may be. How about instead of working over the victim in this case, they focus on the person in the wrong?