You’re all wrong. If handheld, it should have green chile rolled inside. But honestly, a breakfast burrito should be smothered. My preference is green, but red works just as well.

Here I was, about to get pissed off, and you hit me at #5. Good call sir.

If you’re in New Mexico, there are FAR better breakfast burrito options. It was invented here, after all.

The rule is and always has been half-your-age-plus-seven. I see no problems

Dion’s Pizza has the best ranch. Come to New Mexico and find out.

Three reasons: 1. Can’t smoke inside, can smoke in the drive through 2. My social anxiety doesn’t like me going in somewhere and standing around afterwards 3. It gets either too hot or too cold

I find it mildly hilarious they couldn’t even be bothered to change the mall name from their filming location

Someone who is better at math than I am please tell me the dimensions of this? ive been fiddling with it for a while and I can’t come up with a HxWxL measurement that makes any sense

of all the things to clutch your pearls over...

I don’t even do that, if they offer I’ll accept but me and the lady have tramped it out plenty of times with a single plate

The title on this VASTLY oversells the content, even more so than usual

New Mexican Style: Normal pizza, but add green chile. Pepperoni and green chile is probably the best combo, but it works well on just about anything.

The problem is that they only used “traditional” dishes, cause I guarantee no one in New Mexico’s favorite side dish is a side salad. There’s mashed potatoes (but with red chile), calabicitas, green chile stew, cornbread. So much good food that’s actually traditional to this area and harvest time.

I wonder if this episode was originally meant to run July 4th, given the throwaway joke at the beginning about “or whatever day America’s birthday is.”

Ironically, I think my favorite joke was Rick’s marlin ACTUALLY being through his chest (I assumed it was an arrow through the head type thing, which I’m sure is what they were going for) but then his chest still being open after they leave Hell. I was cackling through the end credits at that.

yes, I would say so. Sometimes, people do things. Sometimes, other people are doing things at the same time. Most of the time actually. Thats the way of the world. Don’t worry though, pattern seeking behavior is completely human.

Culver’s is the best! Not available in New Mexico yet unfortunately. But I’ll put Blake’s Lotaburger up against In ‘n Out any day...can’t say I’d put them in the same category as Culver’s though, pretty much the only chain I’ve found that’s close is Freddy’s.

I’m a big fan of Milagro tequilas, but especially their repasado

Kids. Never again.

Agave Nectar is Fructose and Glucose, so really its just expensive High Fructose Corn Syrup, almost the same proportions too. Table sugar and what C-F-A presumably used was sucrose.