Slightly different, but got it. Thanks!

Meanwhile, China, Russia, and everyone else who listens in on Trump’s own iPhones wonders what’s so hard about breaking into them.

individual freedom*

Economic segregation IS ethnic segregation.  

It’s almost like people of color are statistically more likely to be living in poverty than whites...  

Need to get a similar ad in the mix. No one on his staff is going to be able to read Spanish so it’ll breeze right through if the graphics are good:

I saw the AI buzzword and starting writing a large investment check but then there’s no mention of block chain anywhere, so never mind.

obviously not healthy then

Have a nap, my man. 

Da-ad, get off the internet! You’re embarrassing me!

The Canadian version of swatting - cops show up, politely verify that the call was a false alarm, bid you a good day.

They should be giving us both because we can't opt out of using them

What about the droid attack on the wookies? It’s a system we cannot afford to lose, and yet you chose to write about this particular tragedy instead.

oh yeah dude. huge oversight on my part not including a lengthy aside disavowing ariana grande in this post. I'll get right on that