“Wow, amazing. NONE of the Citroen trucks lasted more than 3,000 miles and they all failed catastrophically! Congrats on the sabotage.”

Americans hate the idea of paying everyone fairly. They love tipping because it lets them personally decide who they want to give money too, they’re basically narcissistic toddlers.

Tipping in general really needs to go the way of the Samurai. And by that, I mean by using models similar to other countries, like Japan!

I’m not sure “retweets aren’t endorsements [of assassination]” is going to fly when your job is carrying a gun and telling people what they can and can’t do.

too soon

This is why I limit my caustic comments to former politic figures.

Or the third option is both: women don’t want to do it because the environment is so toxic they don't want to set foot in the arena in the first place. And the fact that this notion wasn't even proposed here is precisely why things are the way they are. 

Id tell you "dont be that guy" but its already too late

I’m so scared for her. The dudes who pull shit like this to begin with? They don’t get better when they get angry.

‘I hope this doesn’t offend you: you’re fired.’

Who’s forcing Lyft to operate in New York City? You don’t like its laws, don’t operate a business there.

Hey guys I found the idiot!

So you extorted stolen property from thieves by pretending to be a good samaritan and then presented the stolen counterfeit goods you extorted as genuine and as a gift to a close relative.

The auto-pilot doesn’t appear in a human-like form in the original.

I don’t want to watch the side by sides, but I am curious how the original movie handled the “reviving” of the auto co-plot by the heroine stewardess.