Has anyone outside Shaq's Twitter following *ever* speculated as to Shaq being the Greatest (center) Of All-Time? Is this nonsense one of those rhetorical devices designed to generate hits? Shaq is only the 3rd-best Center to play on the Lakers, and George Mikan fans might argue Shaq is 4th.

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@Bobby Big Wheel: +1 in sympathy with being old enough to get your post, unlike the others. actually, an astute tribute could have been a cleveland browns jersey.

@BigLeagueChew: he broke it twice, on his treadmill then washing his truck before coming to the game

@Orr's crabapples: my God that was righteous!

@Wawa: probably. It's fairly well accepted that Bush smoked a lot of rod while at Yale with his gay roommates.

amazing how Mauer found his power stroke after an in-season trip to the DL.

@Athens Grease: sick, in a good way

@SuccessBot: maybe Tim Hymen er Howard had a double hymen

@Mr. Pennsylvania: 'fu manchu' is trailer park- your post is hysterical

ESPN's Soccer blogger has tenure at the Bristol U. of Mind-Numbing inanity:

Hopefully the brother is in protective custody of some kind in order to prevent a suicide.

only in Miami would any cop even once take the word of a person of color against a white person.

hand-oiled teak lockers?

Ricky's boyfriend left some pubes on his chin.

@crazyjoedavola: Alomar is a top-3 all-time 2B.

You know, it's utter bullshit for Ryne Sandberg to diss any of the higher-profile HOF candidacies. Sandberg is easily the weakest HOF'er of the modern era, the beneficiary of "major market white skin" privilege who makes even Phil Rizzuto seem worthy in comparison.

It's a good thing this power hitter with extreme pharmacologic issues related to testosterone levels is not on steroids, else he'd be really messed up.

Tommie Smith and John Carlos are grateful we'd never do anything like this.

@sharknut: +1 fantastic