@Sense_da_Merger: Yes, it could have been worse. Most of us would have filled up a sweater like that twice and had to wring it out in one of the towel wringers at the tee box.

on ESPN.com, the hyperlink is:

@UpstateUnderdog: don't forget the oversized boxers pulled up 2 inches above the pants.

@Agamemnon Busmalis: +1

Soon, the lying sack of Republican shit Bernard Goldberg will be on the receiving end of an epiphany like this.

@UkraineNotWeak: One day, we're going to realize that David Stern destroyed professional sports. MJ was his bad ass self, and it's Nike's job to sell smeakers, but it was Stern who taught every sports instutution to sell every one of their redeeming virtues chasing the elusive megadollar.

"Do you need a few days off to cycle some HgH?

BTW, I saw the headline in the Post this morning, and I'm guessing I was not the first person to be shocked the particulars here were not the usual suspects in the Russian Mafia/NHL inter-twining.

Anyone want to take my bet Morgan is lying? He's Forest Gump when it comes to being on the field and in the middle of action when he was in fact not there, so this denial must balance that out: he was probably walking around asking who wanted to play "Spin the Bottle."

A lot of people have done worse than Stallworth and received less punishment. Some of the outrage out there is so contrived, and perhaps so racist. Some of you probably own the entire Motley Crue catalog and don't understand your hypocrisy.

Is there another person who blogs in french cuffs?

@David Hume: great way to get a second date

@SavetoFavorites: quick-kick on second down.

@Cialis Cooper: He may take more snaps than Cassel does, if that OL doesn't improve.

A real blogger would have recovered the desk space from those analog NTSC TVs, like last Friday.

@skeleton69: What The Fuck?

Gosh dangit, that is the perfect image to accompany this story!

@HockeyMountain: Watt is your worry? I'm sitting here, about to Dyne on lunch, and I can't figure it out.

Yes, but he couldn't hit a curve ball so it didn't matter.

@the earl of weaver: buy all you can- you have plenty of time to sell it later