@StuScott Booyahs: of course, you could switch to Nascar and hear them scream "turn left! turn left!"

@skeleton69: +1 if i got it right

Nothing unique to my knowledge here- thousands of Houston guys also know this- but it is richly ironic for Warren Moon to have anything to say about McNair's death. Moon, married, was a regular on Houston's club circuit, always followed around by a gaggle of white girls at least 15 years younger than he was. He blazed…

@MikeSmrek: afraid to ask, but is that true?

@G.G.: effing brilliant.

Lenny Dykstra just flew into a rage, screaming "Why didn't I think of that!"

the WNBA wanted to nip this emerging fad in the bud, because "ball-less" is way too restrictive at their games.

Everyone knows the difference between spinach and boogers, right?

"Closer to Turkey"???????????

You know, I'd like to find something witty to say here, but the guy is just so full of shit, to me everything that is wrong with the upper crust of British Society, the worthless white pieces of shit that thney are.

@Karlifornia: man, i'm sorry

I've read this 5 times and still haven't pronounced Rany's last name the same way twice.

somebody needs to adjust their dosage down a bit

@MeAndChipperJones: seriously- you could take a coat hanger and do more damage than that.

@NordoftheBlings: "Bendin' it in Buenos Aires" with Mark Sanford

Whatever that shit was that Aaron Pryor took in his corner after the 13th round would have revived Arguello if the EMT's in Nicaragua had it with them.

DeMaurice spoke of the pompitous of love.

? about bodypaint: where do the nipples go? or are they Photoshopped out afterwards?

@Anthony_Underscore: or he could drop the "e" and become "Don't Stallworth"

@Ben Dover: PS I'm guessing Birmingham's record is about 0-10 given the size of their starting left guard.