@Gourmet Spud: just totally wicked.

@Pesti-Esti: No, next I'm going to remind you that English is the official language of Canada west of Quebec, notably including Ontario.

I have a serious question: His prename is "Lane" and I'm to believe her prename was and remains "Layla"- did Kifflin marry his sister?

@UpstateUnderdog: anyone else skeptical the Lerners will pay the kind of jack it takes to sign Strasburg? he may end up on Seattle instead.

Can I leave something at your apartment tonight?

There is something weird here. Many states tax visiting professional athletes, notably including New York. Or they at least used to.

I understand he might be too lazy to photoshop out all of the Blue Jays caps, etc but at least the color scheme could have been changed from blue to orange. Last time I checked, his 'roids were now being paid for by the Orioles,

Keith Moreland is actually an excellent announcer. I've always wondered why he never made it big.

Leave it to Hernandez to blow a line.

@VTBen: I liked the "Beavis and Butthead" psychiatrist sketch better.

@'Topes Lose!: Unfortunately, my fantasy team is long Wang.

@ScientificMapp: sorry, i didn't mean to imply that.

@Tully Blanchard Enterprises: nice

Not to get all serious here, but the NHL's officiating problem is actually bigger than the NBA's. It's just that so few people have played hockey and also follow the game closely for it to be a big topic.

In related news, Alcohol is suing Tony LaRussa for damaging her reputation.

You know, if the apartments to be built there actually pay more in taxes into the City of Detroit than it costs to police the mayhem and carnage the residents there inflict, then I'll drive the bulldozer myself.

@IrishJayhawk: umm, that clothesline was better than anything in the WWF these past few years.

Glavine's fate was sealed by QuesTec- too many people now need to be involved in the conspiracy to give him 4 inches off the outside corner.

@Silent_Q: nice

This sport would be perfect with American-style cheerleaders.