"You don't have the guts to touch me ... stop touching me don't do it again ... you don't have the guts to touch me again ... stop touching me!"

That's nothing- when Sabathia struck out the side he said "that's three "K"s just like bukakke!"

@NotACrook: +1941

As always, the primates are wrong. My alma mater, Rice University, is famous for frying the arms of spectacularly talented young pitchers.

@bentcorner: for the record, "everyone" doesn't scoff at the idea. basically, all MLBers are on banned performance-enhancing drugs, for 30 years now.

Let's hope Angelos keeps the Orioles viable. Baltimore is almost certainly, indeed by far, the smallest market in baseball, now that the Nationals siphoned off DC and NoVA.

I'd be surprised if Berman wasn't piped over the PA system during the HR derby.

The surgeon went on to explain: "In children, we see this kid of healing. But in an adult? It's like he still has growth hormones and excess testosterone present- I have no idea what I'm witnessing, since he's clean and White Tom Brady."

Nice how they waited for Paulus to leave Duke before changing the rule.

I'm sorry, but if there are two white guys on the cover of a basketball issue, the question might be "Who's Better?" but it is NEVER "Who's Best?"

@this thread:

"The Bulls' Michael Jordan shook a double-team from Larry Nance and Ehlo to make an improbable shot at the buzzer. Everybody who is a Cleveland sports fan remembers where they were when it happened, like the Kennedy assassination or Sept. 11.

"Two-three"? Let me guess- LeBron would say 4 + 5 = 45, right?

TNT then cut to a feature on John Amechi, and Barkley coughed "blowjob" into his fist.

what total BS that is- it's contrived for it to be high-pitched!

the Roman guard in front was preparing to throw these guys to the lions once the game ended

@Steve U: +1929

@Scrappy McHustle: epic blast!

7 years? are you freaking kidding me? i am that freaking old?

@ArkansasFred: does have a strong "sling blade" aspect