@Bobby_Big_Wheel: since this isn't witty, i'm permitted to introduce something straight- the bears' ballpark is a beautiful place.

the story claims he is "naturally" high in HGH and needs testosterone supplements.

they sell the NYT in the grocery store checkout line now?

@friendslikeJimRome: she's an eBay PowerSeller with an 87.3% approval rating- she ships reasonably promptly but people seem to get pissed she uses grass clippings as package filler.

@Gordon Gekko-Shumway: don't worry- still perhaps the funniest thing i've ever read on this blog. righteous!

Honest to God I'm clapping, you just can't hear it since I only have one hand free.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: +1939

@PolishMafia: I'm feeling all melon-choly at her decision.

i hate to rain on this parade, but there is no evidence i'm aware of, whatsoever, that those siliconous breasts are themselves natural originals. i'm guessing the surgeon will be removign silicon, not tissue, when he reduces those.

the Chinese know how to deal with misbred pieces of shit like this. they'd even charge the Gallo family $1 for the bullet.

@ToobularBoobularJoy: +1 perfect

serious ?: i thought cheating on the SAT had been elevated to a crime.

@deemirichdumpedme: either you have issues, you don't know women, or both. nothing gets a woman hotter than the thought of having sex with a guy who has had sex with a woman prettier than they are- hefner enjoys "increasing returns to scale" with trim.

The feministas at Jezebel would crap their panties if they saw this picture.

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: "supply and demand" does not apply to a monopoly, trailer park.

@Quake 'n' Shake: +1 yeah, it seems the only "risk" was how many bids met his full price since he reserved the right to cancel the others

@Scout 3.0: i'm now worried about any "Scout 4.0"s.

@SonofSpurrier: and i would suggest you suck my cock, johnny reb

@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: There's probably a town in Austria that feels the same way about the Swastika. I'm sure you'd ask the Jews in here to "Lighten the Hell up" about that, right?

next thing you know these fake twitter accounts for media personalities will fake tweet from sporting events they aren't attending