In a boxing paradise like Havana (yeah, yeah- I know- sopare me, Freepers), 26th round- THAT IS A PLACE I WISH I WAS (excepting for the being dead today part, of course)

@crazyjoedavola: true genius.

@HappyFeltonsGloryHole: don't worry- it was great.

@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: arod's cousin can fix that for you.

@Civil Negligence: +1

@MattMillenFanClub: umm, which picture?

or this could read as a philosophy question, "y is she so incredibly attracted when x is so stupid?"

@The Vermonster: Why don't you just shut the fuck up, you worthless Freeper?

Is there any slang for the dunk where you wrap your legs around the other guy's face and make him snort your crotch?

I simply must pile on: Kentucky is accusing someoone of being "too hillbilly"? I mean, if Gillespie got his brother a job there so he could have sex with him over lunch, that is spelled out in UK employment contracts as not a sufficient "cause" for termination.

Diego Maradona is proof there is no God. He's one of the worst human beings in history with one of the greatest left legs ever attached. No God would waste that creation on that scum.

Nothing quite says "Virile American Male- not" like the 10-foot-high game fence seen clearly in the background that keeps those "wild" hogs within walking distance of the outbuilding.

Gillespie has a lot of time on his hands to stalk the female announcers.

He may have to ask the Bishop for forgiveness Justin time for Fall practice at OU.

According to the newspaper, the two have been dating for "21/2" years, putting the 13-year-old stud in England to shame.

Billy Gillespie has plenty of time for a hot date with whatever female reporter covers the winning comment.

@ShakeTiller: PS Tom Brady is a hell of a dad also, by the way.

How did Larry Bird not make this list of Deadbeat Dads?

Hmm, probably wings, spaghetti, potato salad, ...

Speaking of Cock Shots, the Yankees have a below-the-waterline viewing area for the players' hot tubs in the new stadium (true story). They say it's for the trainers, but if ticket sales lag on Wall Street they will probably offer tours to the ladies and the gaydies.