Those pencil-dicked steroid freaks on the DPD are scary- Moats' wife is lucky to be alive after walking away from the cop. Only the dashcam saved her life.

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@SpartyMAKESPLAYS: no, the poopulation of houston has a higher percentage of mexican citizens than does mexico.

Never mind the Republican Rag downsizing, I'm enjoying the flashback to the Big E vs "Alcindor" in the Dome, and remembering all of the other freak shows the Dome hosted, including Bobby Riggs vs Billy Jean King.

@Pete Gaines: wicked!

@Roto_Tudor: +1

@MarkKelsosMigraine: and it counts!

40-something bloggers should have learned by now Meat is Murder

@MopUpReliever: Yes, China's early elimination cut sales short of Long Wang's jersey.

@SayChowdaFrenchie: I wanted Korea to win so it could claim all of the Japanese women for comfort.

"You know, many nights I fell asleep thinking about who I can blame, and this guy, or that guy. And when I woke up I kept coming back to the same person; ..."

if you look at 'urbandictionary' under "Jumping the Shark" you'll see a new entry for "the day you pretend Rick Reilly is interesting"

@Evan Greenberg: i laughed!

500 bucks says the first person to order that has a diet soda with it.

Well, the Jets got a heck of a first-hand look at Cutler last season. Denver never rebuilds, though, so the Jets don't have a QB to offer back with their first. Unless, of course, the Broncos would take Clemens.

Rickey Henderson said "Rickey Hendderson can play point guard for North Carolina if that guy is hurt."

@ShakeTiller: -5 Sorry, we all Volunteered to fight those Pirates.

@Happy Tissues: Don't you read the Good Book? Tennessee is God's country, and when the Great Flood came we had to go all Crusader on those Pirates.

@ClintonPortishead: the sun made a brief appearance thru the clouds?

@Johninho: well, you should name hank paulson governor so the taxpayers pick up the bill for his son's team.