@Chris Hanson's Axe And Chris Hansen's Ask: well, as long as my sarcasm meter functions, i have hope

@JohnTruckasaurus: heady players who play the game the right way.

@The Ghost of Donnie Moore: +1 stay on the attack

I'm waiting to bid on the Bentley at the impound lot car auction.

I suppose the opposite of "non sequitur" is "sequitur"- seeing that spawn next to his piece of shit Dad is quite a "sequitur"

@BruschisBrewsky: +1865

the ref looked like he was gong to call a foul on the brother trailing the play, on "general (mormon) principles"

@StanGable: this threat of suit is Borderline frivolous

Reggie isn't simply gay here- he is on FIRE!

First Papelbon speaks up after his bodyguard assures him Manny is 3,000 miles away, and now Youkilis wants to compete with Kim Kardashian for biggest vagina on this page? Anyone else think the Sox are now in line to finish 4th this year? The BBGs are not pleased.

BTW, can someone tell the douchebag texting in the background that his office, and the stock market, are long-closed by Saturday night?

Isn't that Cindy Crawford's ex?

@tater: safe bet he's not married to Jessica Biel

this ex-Houstonians "Dream Team" for the Black Book-

You know, I thought CNN Sports really blew the doors off Sportscenter. There was no doubt which one I waw watching.

@TheOnlyNetsFan: there was a classic NYPost cartoon on this very subject a couple of years back.

My parents told me I'd go blind if I did that in the mirror.

Mitch Albom is giving him ethics lessons to help him succeed in Detroit.

@McCroskey: +1

BTW, Giselle's "2" is a bitch thing to Bridget about Tom being able to reload on the fly with her.