Is Brady Twittering the paparazzi with where to meet him? The guy is the biggest gloss-hound since Dickie V.

saw some video of this guy- he is amazingly thick for a HS kid. wonder what the "provenance" of his birth certificate is?

Another advantage of texting and the Internet is the recipient doesn't get a look at your zit-covered face.

@NineSevenOh: outstanding!

@Katni: +1 cute

one big problem is that:

he looks like he sleeps with that glass of scotch in his hands

@ShakeTiller: -5 sp "correlation"

I'm glad for this story so we can remember the extraordinary collrelation between the Phillies levels of steroid abuse and their on-field successes.

In all seriousness, Las Vegas is a slam dunk. If you go to an NBA game anywhere the typical customers: business people, topless dancers, etc- are the same people you see at any Vegas nightclub. Also, the NBA finances require bogus tax deductions to survive (see: Kirk, Ron) and Vegas is the King of bogus tax writeoffs…

Best. Pun. Ever.

Meanwhile, Ron Silver has died. If only his son had dated the daughter of an Oncologist instead of the District Attorney.

Fascinating- demography suggest these little turdfucks are members of a political party that has supported jailing black youths for doing the same.

Is Laettner going to have to wade across the Intracoastal to get to his beach house?

+1 to Dash for the awesome spin- I'm proud to be an American when one of our small patriotic islands can crush a world superpower! U-S-A-T-E-R-R-I-T-O-R-I-E-S! U-S-A-T-E-R-R-I-T-O-R-I-E-S!

We're going to have to mock the LLWS and exempt ourselves into the Finals it seems.

Well if it's all a "dice roll" then I'm booking my next vacation in Puerto Rico, not Vegas.

he's lucky he didn't go to prison where he would have had to grab his ankles ...

@Gourmet Spud: define "male"

@Roto_Tudor: yep- happy hour prices for draft were expiring in 15 minutes