" we walk into the library, grab some beers, and about 5 minutes later the rest of the unc team comes in and

Parr has a bulletproof bustier under his jersey because he was pitching somewhere they let coloreds in.

@Chamomiles Davis: nice!

Miranda Cosgrove's team already lost?

I'm NOT sick and tired of hearing about the steel implants Parr got in his chest, presumably to help him throw the ball better. In fact, nobody has explained them to me.

His victim told police she wasn't sure which player attacked her, but she managed to push his head into a vise on the garage workbench and squeeze his eyes together.

that does it- I'm trading Papelbon in my AL-Only Keeper League- this has "Season-ending elbow surgery" written all over it. the BBG are not amused at all.

in a true Sign of the Apocalypse, Steven A. Smith actually made sense last night, calling Papelbon out as a de facto Keyboard Commando

Darko will blame it all on his indoctrination in the Communist Memphisto

@BlockofCheeseBachelorhood: i agree- this whole "hold the kid back for athletics reasons" fad has gone way too far.

@Bobby_Big_Wheel: @Bobby_Big_Wheel: Federer is what, 6'3", and her waistline and ass are bigger than his.

anyone who watched, did BU somehow get Britney Grimes an early admission and eligible under the yet-unratified E.R.A.?

i'm guessing DS will have a doozy of a time finding someone on this irreverent site to do a Baylor profile

@Weed Against Speed: their faint hopes for a #1 seed are now Dust in the Wind.

I think Delaware is like a goal in soccer- everyone has heard about it but only 2% of America has ever seen it.

@Gourmet Spud: I remember Charleston Chewing my fingernails watching Oh Henry Aaron chase Baby Ruth's record

@tater: +1/2

that picture *never* gets old

@Father of 2 Future First Rounders: man you are on fire!

@Weed Against Speed: anyone else flash to Nick Nolte's mug shot?