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I think he should have used Mariotti's botox guy.

First the Man dumps crack in the hood, and now he dumps the gateway sugar products.

OK, at the risk of complete ridicule and derision, I would like to confirm that ESPN's Fantasy Baseball is absolutely the best around, at absolutely the best price (completely free- suck me off, CBS), and in fact is the best thing the network does.

Please. Lane Kiffin knows S.C. is a "self-serve" gasoline pumping state. Kiffin says he told the kid he'd be so poor he'd be siphoning gas.

You know, seeing that picture makes me much less of a feminist.

Am I the only person who thinks $2.00 is too much for Smith as long as he takes up a rsoter spot, and that he is the worst QB to play in the NFL in the last 10 years?

@Fogg: Fogg, if you stand at attention with them taping you and sharpening that scalpel, you'll be the coolest dude yet. I was like "fuck this I did not sign up for this" until the surgeon told me he'd bill me for the procedure anyways if I walked out. Then I thought about my wife and kids and somehow dealt with it.

A vasectomy is the most liberating gift you can give yourself.

@THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY: besides, "the NBA doesn't play any defense" was actually "the ABA doesn't play any defense" and was last heard about 30 years ago. if anything, the NBA has been knocked for too much defense.

for what it's worth, the 4-on-4 idea for the NBA was floated several years back by Calvin Murphy. this was even before the HGH freaks got so big that every set piece has to have 1 guy stand there doing nothing just to free up some court space. his idea was to put the shooters back into the game. i think it is an

The pair's media spokerperson, Chico Escuela, said "Topps been berry berry bad to them."

Logitech Wireless IS an excellent keyboard, Dan. Very Euro of you to have your portrait taken with your finest bourgeoise posession. Guessing your car was repo'd.