texting meant he would be caught. he's a fucking coward who should get his wish- his 4-year-old needs to be safe with the mom, then he (the father) needs to be lined up against a wall and shot.

Katni, just a guess, but, in terms of prattling, it's not her prattling on about sabermetrics that might tick off Milano's new fiancee, but about schlongs ... that don't belong to him.

@Its The Beer Talking: noooooooooo

which one of those dudes is Geary's fiancee?

half-assed serious question: what team do most alaskans pull for? is it seattle, since they fly thru there?

@meatbat: actually, he looked at the map and said "Alaska is fine- that's where Romo went to bang Daisy Dukes"

@UkraineNotWeak: UNW to the rescue!

@Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs: well, he did tear his labia

this whole A-Rod fiasco is like "Forest Gump Meets Photo-Shop"- i mean, is there *anywhere* glamorous on Earth A-Rod isn't at any time? are these resorts buying cardboard cut-outs of him and selling photo-ops?

may 23? are they starting inter-league play earlier this year?

or as Tommy L told him: "50 years as an uncle, and those are the biggest zits I've ever seen."

ok, i don't know how to post a video clip, but i believe we can surmise burrell was guilty of what a fantastic SNL clip suggests

serious question: does anyone believe these "slips" would have occurred had the victim(s) been white?

of course, the DaMN (that's Dallas Morning News) will continue to slander ESPN for having the gall to call this one month ago. texas is such a shithole, the anus of civilization.

@notthequarterback: blair is crazy good- he'll overcome the 6'7" thing. wayman tisdale was drafted second i think.

@ChillbearLatrigue: Judging by your prior post, you're missing a lot, way too much to catch up with in here. As your now-deceased mentor used to sign off, "Good Day!"

@Moonruleznumber1: /ordinary people'd

can't believe calgary got jokinen for basically lombardi + a 1st

the coyotes just made the worst tank trade ever.

@Weed Against Speed: oh man, you had me until "pork chops"