is it too much to ask someone in SF confirm warner indeed "would have been offered more"?

Lasorda told Manny: "50 years in baseball, and you're the biggest fucking cock I've ever seen."

is it racist for clarett's legitimacy to be challenged but alyssa "no ghostwriter- yeah right" milano's not to be?

@ErnestGrahamGoesToVoluntaryMin...: very nice.

18,000? maybe if there are 4,000 urinals there with each one 3 guys deep

@the sieve: i know. but, you know what, my boys are skating now, so i can just go to the rink, close my eyes, and dream a bit ...

@Chris Hanson's Axe And Chris Hansen's Ask: don't you mean the Pierre Thomas Mini Dealership?

@the sieve: man, missing that moment of ecstasy gives me as much forlorn as hearing about all the gangbangs i missed from guys at my HS's 20th reunion.

@Afino: thanks for the Buzzkill, not. well, yep i guess.

looks like Brady is entering the Beckham Sweepstakes to be the first to pull his shorts down below the shaft and still make the mainstream media

by the way, something weird happened last night. on Verizon FIOS, NHL Network suddenly showed up for free and in HD. it had been a premium product. nice job, guys, for sucking enough to reach my price point. fwiw, the HD was breathtaking.

@Afino: maybe like in Trading Places, they have an insurance policy on him that pays them $5MM/yr if he is hurt?

i know euros are different, but pounding on polyester gives me a rash just thinking about it

it's good to know these coaches who did 'roids as players stopped doing them as coaches

so the daughters have different diets: the oldest is into boogers and the youngest milk- i'm betting the younger one becomes the pro softball player

@GreatOdensRaven:

@Mike_Oxenfudge: +1

Is there no mention of blow above because Straw is worried Leon Lott will say there is no statute of limitations?

@1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes: I think all of the standings are still tied, because I don't think any game has ever ended.

I wish Nixon was around to deal with Pakistan. We would "nuke it, pave it, paint stripes on it and be back by Christmas."