can I renounce my NJ Passport?

wow- a Scott Hastings reset. last time I saw that guy, he was swallowing Olajuwon's Nigerian manhood trying to draw the charge like the pathetic white boy he always was. think "Bill Lambeer" without the sack.

why do they have field turf in florida?

McCarthy had a great con going, but he flubbed it at the end. There are certainly "racist, misogynist, mentally unbalanced steroid freaks" in Provo, but they play football on Fall Saturdays, not baseball during the Summer.

"Land O' Lakes Jail"? What, for not properly Parkay the golf cart? Someone Butter explain this to me.

Michael Crabtree's stock crashed more than the Dow today, and that's sayin' somethin'!

@Her?: +1 good to the last drop

Did Alyssa Milano just talk down to me about baseball? ("Look it up ..."). The next thing you know, some tart who went to 4 colleges before getting a Journalism degree will be telling me she should be President.

Rick Barry bitched the guy hit the rim.

@IwaxJayMariottiseyebrows: actually, the blue jersey in the background suggests it was with the giants a few years back.

@TheOnlyNetsFan: almost- way too tall to rest your beer on her head.

What I find especially heartwarming is Warner adopting Jesus' calling to be humble and modest. Arizona is offering him $12 million/year, and the chance to win a Super Bowl, by staying home where he is loved, so Warner would never be so greedy and egomaniacal as to reject this and move his family for $2 million more…

pigs are flying: chris mortensen is amazingly informative and candid on the situation:

36 - 17 = 19

anyone else notice how the league subsidizes the Broncos all of the time?

look, IF the pats had a choice between TB's #1 and KC's #2, then they need to explain how much their pettiness and bitterness enters into things. not so much a favor to pioli, but spite towards mcdaniels.

@waltzngmatlda: fuck off, al campanis

@William Ward: so what, TT? she goes to school at Aldine Nimitz High School in North Houston.

Nimitz is in Houston, not Dallas.

@alftime: Why do i see Beavis telling Butthead not to bogart the paint thinner?