Maurice speaks of the pompitous of love.

@Who's Cartwright?: blow me, Freeper.

Craig Killborn will be Bill Murray, funny on many levels at the same time.

fwiw, shales is a pretty solid guy. he's nobody's lackey.

one thing that is funny to me is how everyone is (properly) worried about the team sports but nobody is talking at all about golf. the team sports can lower ticket prices, and payrolls, and survive. but golf is *totally* screwed given their sponsorships, costs, finances and demographics.

@Hit Bull Win Steak: perfection- the yellow star is still the most credible achievement on the Internet.

Kendra was very candid about the considerations here: "Look, I could have been with a hedge fund tycoon, but I realized money was more important to me."

Merhinks Bill Demong spent some time with DeBong.

Any kicker who total-body waxes deserves Honorable Mention in the Wuss of the Year Awards.

you Red Wings' fans have some serious trailer-park in you.

Elliot Williams wants a criminal investigation- seems the law only allows you to pick up the phone and call twice before you have to put the phone back down. Williams was incensed someone made 12 calls.

I think the A's were played- that's Ichiro with that sign causing problems for a division rival.

@alftime: tuna?

@chuckv: congratulations- a comment so ignorant it is the "Free Bird" of a thread- unapproachable by anyone with any outside competition for his attention

[They] made an offer, but I'm going to test the market and see what's out there for me," Varitek said. "I'm pretty confident that I'm going to get a better offer." [BS]

@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: beautiful

@MDM1969: yeah but it's not a given the Christians would win in match play. after all, the Dalai Lama is a big hitter.

@VTBen: actually, there is a decent-sized Jewish community there, newsworthy because they were all just bankrupted by Bernard Madoff.

@Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: how about "drive to the airport and catch the SWA flight to Vegas?"

-1 for cutting off Ovy's trim in the photo