I think we had a Communication Breakdown here.

@Natrone Means Business: ROFLMAO

brilliant thread, guys!

@Billy Clyde Puckett: I think they're at a barbeque at T. J. Lambert's today

He was washing Jeff Kent's alligator, right?

@Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: i don't feel sorry for him at all. first, as the father of 2 young boys, i still believe i have the control over them not growing up to be total pieces of shit. lazy parents rationalize the other side of this. second, notice his "somebody will pay"- that is grief expressing itself as violent…

"Javier Gonzalez sobbed at the loss of his son, who worked with him in his roofing business and *at Oakland Raiders games*"

@FirstDerivative: ESPN is all on the "Phillies on 'Roids" story: John is getting to the Kruk of the matter.

@FirstDerivative: Even on 'roids, how much was Jayson Werth?

(plagiarised) I thought Wall-E was just a movie?

Russian NHL Players are connected to the Mob? Say it ain't so, Pavel Bure!

@Hatey McLife: +2

@Gourmet Spud: epic!

so they Rammed this thru despite the Peer pressure? bravo!

Double-secret probation, eh? I guess the Confederate powers-that-be in Alabama have Niedermayer drawing up a list of the final sanctions.

@Sandburgh: it's the SS who wears the horse collar.