@Saved By Zero: +1: "calling his own fouls" is outstanding

@Creepy Old Man: yeah, i never can do "funny" but i can sure do old- i can close my eyes and still see him blocking jabbar's sky hook in the western conference playoffs.

@superbryant: almost as lame as "king cole"

i haven't seen anyone get to the rim and have so much trouble finishing since bill willoughby.

no phucking way he said that.

@Joe Lachiana: "so that's what a hemorrhoid is- how does it ever shrivel up and go back inside?"

@Weed Against Speed: Dubai should have been more circum-cision with its de-spect here

@The Curse of Aaron Heilman: let's hope Peer doesn't flame out as badly as PP just did

if in the end it's all about caffeine, then why can't i see my dick anymore?

@That-Dude: you have an incredibly well-organized intellect

i think he has trouble turning off the "dumb emo" bit that makes every 19-year-old 'burb-slut want to sleep with him.

It had looked like a Deuce Coup for the Saints to have him come back last year.

@wonderlic—-myballs: rim shot! (should have capitalized "barred," though)

@HockeyMountain: no, i'm saying the analogy is a hell of a lot stronger than you let on. texas just executed a guy who drove the getaway car in a robbery-gone-bad when texas knew the driver did not even know his accomplice had a gun. "driving drunk" is a premeditated crime known to be dangerous to innocent others. the…

@savedbypurplejesus: one of the most common "defenses" of vick is to point out how many of his critics eat meat (and thus kill animals)

@HockeyMountain: excuse me, but he set out to commit a crime, and ended up killing someone. the electric chair was once worn out by guys for this very reason.