this piece is well-written. he has so much material to work with he leaves the "meat-eating versus vegetarian" arrow in his quiver

@Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: his judicial "sentence," maybe not, but the NFL's relative *suspensions* definitely "yes"- try to step up to the plate here

at least give this guy credit for admitting his sexuality, unlike some other famous male cheerleaders like George W. Bush.

this is a great story and i hope it catches on- the whole stereotypical "cheerleader" idea is beyond tired.

@UkraineNotWeak: don't forget "10-year, $280 million contract."

(Gillespie) "What sort of dumb question is that?"

the Missing Link?

one of the great ironies in sports is the fact coaches portray and even embody an almost God-like ability to be the father of their team, but so many of them are total failures as fathers of their biological families who they abandoned long ago in order to pursue their career

arrested for a disorderly house? didn't that go the way of honor killings?

riffing the best line from "Caddyshack," can I get a ruling on pogo-ing off anything higher than the floor as still a "dunk"?

that is the biggest mallard i've ever seen

the girls managed to work "69" into their phone number, *twice*- must be the week before in the lunar cycle for them

@ACMEsalesrep: +1 i thought it was benz until you posted- excellent catch

@vinceneilyoung: or to a greater extreme, many latin ballplayers have been accused of faking not speaking english in order to avoid the media. vlad comes to mind.

are those wool jeans?

@Chicago Sometimes: don't forget losing your hair and having to replace it with an entire field of hair plugs

@The Starting Line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers: +1

from the AJC story:

'nique had the ups like no other

@Karlifornia: I think it violated Olympic Procol to break up this pot Harum like they did.