porn has lied to me, again- none of those ladies wants to have sex with any of the girls in the mag

@JayCutlersInsulin: isn't it "LAR-RY-GRAN-THAM-clap-clap-clapclapclap-LAR-RY-GRAN-THAM-clap-clap-clapclapclap"

Is Stacy Dales headed down the path trod by Tonya Harding or a cheerleader's Mom in Texas?

I'm guessing she has Erin Andrews' picture on the dart board back home.

I confess I just tried this on the ESPN NBA Trade Machien to see if they thought it was good (it worked).

@When_life_gives_you_Clemens...: righteous

@jwaves2007: family-made sociopathic liars score well, dude

"Bloggers can be anyone, but real journlists can be anywhere"- Mitch Albom

@OutKukoced: Did Reinsdorf just pull a Mike Florio?

Vecsey is also reporting that a big sale this weekend in the Boy's Department at Toys 'r Us will have him miss his regular Sunday column.

@Tully Blanchard Enterprises: what a great user name!

@StanGable: Besides, have you even seen a 'Bama grad drink water?

@Athens_Grease: +1

@Hatey McLife: +1

the other thing that picture could use some of is snow.

@Pardon_The_Bad_Post: +1

How does Roy Oswalt count for anything? Did he cheat death?

did anyone follow the links to the APC with the 50 caliber machine guy this wacko bought?

@StanGable: +1

@twoeightnine: this is such a great, great take.