those Russian sluts are known by Russian guys as "great housekeepers." Not because they clean, but because they are going to leave you and keep your house. (word)

can i get a ruling on the scarf? is this some weird "mod" thing they did anywhere?

@Jews For Purple Jesus: nah, Vitale would givem them his "Duke Exemption"

@Torgo's Executive Powder: +1 kinda like teams making you buy the nationals' game to see the mets

can we repeal Mo Williams' All-Star selection now?

Brooke has learned her lesson and is staying far away from gaggles of lesbians. She's taken her natural athletic abaility to the Women's Pro Softball League.

if you were going to pretend to know a-rod from his younger years, wouldn't you say "miami" or "south florida"

@Lizabelle: no, reddick is a white boy from duke- he is teflon to vitale

"well, my cock isn't that straight and isn't that thick, but other than that ..."

@bentcorner: "The Longest Inning" Starring Burt Reynolds as Roger Clemens, leading a rag-tag group of former steroid abusers in a rousing comback victory over the current steroid-abusing law enforcement authorities.

note none of the Bush Admin figures who willfully lied to Congress about the War in Iraq, illegal spying on Americans, and the like have yet to be indicted.

@crazyjoedavola: don't worry, they will balance it out by not prosecuting 8 klansmen for terrorizing black folks.

@ShakeTiller: @David Hume: yeah. my "diet" is the fact i can only eat the low-hanging fruit.

Leon Lott fumbled away his one chance at fame at the goal line.

Somebody should lock this thread up in a time capsule when it's done- you guys are truly amazing.

Why does this story remind me of the Marvin Harrison "Car Wash" story?

@Gourmet Spud: noooooooooo!

@ShakeTiller: btw there is some tag thing going on at Gawker- every story that references "gay" has that guy on the crapper looking up at you in the banner above.

Gay? It's not like his mouth is a vagina or anything like that.

@Kid Canada: actually, it's probably the first thing he ever wrote that i like.