Gregg Doyel of CBSSportsline took Kiffin to the woodshed today- very good read:

(seriously) florio is the best- he has more journalistic integrity than just about anyone, and he has the freedom to say what he wants. he's awesome.

@Whitey Fisk: nice

"I was stupid."

WWF should move from Stamford to Vancouver- those folks there are "rich" in many ways.

not just one, but an entire crowd, presumably a sample suggesting a large majority of the trashy who live near this store, acting like it was real. dear god.

@Mean_Old_Frisco: nice

@Jacks Bloated Payroll: brett gardner versus josh hamilton- your call.

@Scott Fioretta: nice

@ShakeTiller: OK, playing around with Whitebread HORSE er GEICO:

Something I didn't know, but read elsewhere, is that by changing to "G-E-I-C-O" they take the bro out of the game as well, since apparently a big part of the game these days is calling your opponent a "HO" and a "HOR"

I asked for Single-Game Yankees' tickets behind home plate, and they wouldn't even sell them to me. I think I should sue.

Oh, please- "Clancy Pendergrast" is pure NASCAR- this guy is a Crew Chief, right?

@starksgotejected: yeah, because taylor is black and on the labor side and selig is white and on the management side.

she's only 15- by law, i believe we must wait 3 years to openly contemplate if she is, indeed, the long-sought hillbilly "perfect woman"

@toledostripper: you're shootin' for the stars (yellow, that is)

@ZombieTorre: well, michael kay's will be must-gag TV

It's a good thing he's not on steroids, else he might have a temper as well.

is #21 a chick?

This tarnishes Manny's Legace