Not sure I've seen a glass jaw like Arlovski's since Sonny Liston

hmm, Crosby not suspended but Datsyuk and Lidstrom are? what next, "domestic content" rules for the league?

@CanHeHackett: and then:

@Mike_Oxenfudge: umm, that was no cucumber, and that wasn't whipped cream.

@LookatBannerMichael: omg!

Oh man, I am so bummed. What next- Keith Van Horn?

Wait, how can a pussy "pull out"? Isn't it the other way around?

"It's a matter of ... staying at somebody's house when you recruit," Tomey said.

@Mike_Oxenfudge: well played.

@Permanent4: +1 very well said.

@petekva: +1

@parsley sagehenbait rosemary and thyme: He counts each rewrite as a separate column. As proof, on his laptop he sees:

By the way, at the Gunaxin link you can see a banner ad for the upcoming Fedor-Arlovski MMA PPV, where the promoters airbrushed a fine pair of vampire fangs on Arlovski to appeal to the key 9-year-old market demographic. They must realize that 9 y.o.s (including my own) have learned how to use "On Demand/PPV" on the…

Meanwhile, AC Milan turned down $150 million in cash from Manchester *City* for Kaka. Manchester City would still have to pay Kaka, of course. One of the many subplots here is Tom Hicks last year asking taxpayers in England to help him with Manchester United's new stadium, Hicks figuring it worked in Dallas so why not…

@Mike_Oxenfudge: +1 very nice

@InfiniTrent: Meeks has Fantasy (BB) Superstar written all over him.

@Johnny Utah: Lasorda then said "50 years in baseball and that's the sorriest Klansman I've ever seen"

@Christine Walsh: word

Kent was hoping to play in Boston, until he heard Blacks are now permitted on the pro teams there.

@Weed Against Speed: +5