@Chad Sexington: +1 twisted, man

pulitzer-prize worthy writing hot off the AP wire:

@Pornstars-for-Wilbon: +1

that Republican morsel did not "dump" from his "mind" ...

that HgH Romanowski is taking really IS the fountain of youth.

@Dusting for Vomit: thanks for "ring and run" - i can't tell you what we used to call it and now i can have a conversation about it if necessary.

@BJacobsOwnsYou: +1 dude

No wonder Mark had all those foot problems with the weight- those chicken legs couldn't hold up a peanut vendor, let alone a 260-pound athlete.

@Convict78: +5

I heard a rumor he pedalled it UPHILL. I mean, say it ain't so.

@Shakεy: So can anyone come up with the phonetics for pronouncing that bogosity?

RC Cola- the Champagne of Negro caddies

"... the drug trafficking scene in Kansas City"

@Thatjusthappened: Speaking of which, I heard Flock of Seagulls cancelled their upcoming tour because they are now on the No-Fly list

Orange County is so Republican the Toyota dealers there still use a Bush endorsement as a positive.

"..scout for the NBA"

@Tully Blanchard Enterprises: +1

in all seriousness, if this isn't unlawful intimidation by moneyed interests that would make John Stennis proud, then what is?

@Quake 'n' Shake: +1

there are several sites that play off the same meme- rich assholes screwing whores ... er women who you give money to to buy clothes and jewelry. if you go to them you'll see something pathetic- the chicks are the too-olt to pole dance titty dancers who are getting flabby, and carrying around 10 pounds of silicon on…