Flawless.

Eggs. Definitely eggs.

I approve of this gif.

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More true than you could possibly imagine.

Wow.

Most Florida thing ever, until the next thing happens.

Chris Rock has you covered:

GOPers are more than willing to call out the crazies, once they’re:

So that’s why the rum is always gone.

Came for the descriptor, wasn’t disappointed.

“I understand candidates getting annoyed, but they better be careful about looking like whiners and babies.

This thread is EVERYTHING.

STOLEN VALOR!

Hobby Lobby under investigation for LIBERATING Artifact from Iraq

“Governor Sammiches” = Worst Subway menu item EVER.

soggy burlap sack Donald Trump

Look, I like absurdist comedy as much as the next guy, but these guys are way too over the top for me to bother trying to watch...

“It took the do-nothings Republicans in the Senate more than five months to take their thumbs out of their asses and stop swordfighting with their proverbial dicks for long enough to take care of this simple task.”