“My intentions was to have God kill me. I ran out of bullets,” he said. “Suicide by cop was my intention.”

LOL Ok. I’ll give you that.

It is so very frustrating that there is always so much resistance to the idea of nuance. Pointing out that Enid and Rebecca and Seymour are sometimes racist (even when trying not to be) does not mean that they are totally good or totally bad people. Nor does it mean that Rich is advocating that we stop liking this…

Look, without making myself completely doxxable, I will say that this falls under my wheelhouse of expertise and as far as I can tell, the truth of the matter is that this was a truly impossible situation for Comey. “Sources and methods” may be a vague concept for most people, but the reality is that years of work and…

I’d just like to add that it’s a damn shame that Thora Birch’s career, for various reasons, hit an iceberg. She’s so good in this and should have gone on to even better things.

I hope this movie doesn’t suck, it’s making me nostalgic. Are any Jezzies old enough to remember this game?

Love this! And I love how great Lynda Carter looks. Because of her, I tracked down adult Underoos just so I could be Wonder Woman under my clothes once again, lol.

Question. Have you ever been to Montana?

I know, early voting yada yada, but this country and its voters just fill me with despair and disgust.

The funny thing is that while he *thinks* doing shit like this—shoving his way through people so he can be front and center, aggressively shaking peoples’ hands, making stupid impromptu speeches—makes him look presidential, it’s actually this very shit that makes him look like a childish idiot. Ego on some people is…

Oh gaaaawd. That’s terrible. And I laughed. I’m going to hell.

Yawn. Plenty of people get humiliated on these shows. The expectation of privacy here is less than zero, your expectation is that what you do will be broadcast to the entire nation. “Free Speech” n all that, includes criticizing things you don’t like.

They should book her for Fyre Festival 2018.

Vibing some records? What the fuck does that even mean?

That’s not really fair. As goddamn stupid as this is, it was taped before Manchester. It’s not like Katy interrupted a live broadcast of the events last night to be all “but wait, my dancers.”

Can you not use Spirit Animal. It’s cultural appropriation, offensive to some. Say Melania is your Patronus or living embodiment of your Cheetolini distaste. Thanks.

Yeah well, when you marry for money you run the risk of hating your spouse. She still enables him so I’m not interested in her being a spirit animal and I don’t feel at all kindly to her.

C’mon now, let’s not go TOO far here.

Him: I Want To Hold Your Hand

Yeah, no.