I was going to agree with you until I remembered that I had a stop sign in my dorm room in college. Because reasons.

Another mother, Jasmine Mateen, told NBC that she’s been complaining about Walker’s driving since August. One of her daughters died in the incident and two of her other children were seriously hurt.

I read that too quickly and thought you were wishing people deep dish. Which I wouldn’t mind.

I don’t see why she had to apologize to begin with.

It is a fairly low bar... I was mostly impressed that she didn’t make it about how ~wronged~ she had been.

Clover’s not going for outrage. Not every Jez article is about being outraged. It’s about the mistake the magazine made and especially the well-handled apology from the model. Seems more like Clover wanted to feature the model’s genuine apology as a good example. It’s supposed to be kind of a happy ending story. …

a big ol fuck up followed by some decent apologies / basic accountability feels like an honest to God palate cleanser at this point.

The SS Constitution. Sank on its way to being scrapped.

“Instead we got a guy who can’t find his asshole with two hands and a flashlight.”

I wish Oprah had also not exploited Lindsay Lohan. I’m really tired of Oprah being treated like a patron saint of America.

I really wish that Oprah had never brought Dr.’s Phil & Oz out of the grays.

Remember when Ann Romney was crucified for wearing $2000 blouses and riding expensive horses?

Trump will appoint Don Jr., who will serve as SEC chair while simultaneously acting as CEO of Trump International. Trump International will end up being the most profitable corporation on Earth. Dems will scream about conflict. The Republicans will turn it into a screaming match about ISIS. Nothing will be done. Louis…

I’m sure another Goldman Sachs or JP Morgan executive can fill the vacancy. You know, drain the swamp.

Just having an open and successful funny meme sharing. Now professional commenters, incited by righteous anger, are mentioning the reality of handing the presidency over to an incompetent jerk. Very unfair!

Correction to your correction: unless you are a professional or Olympic figure skater.

He is The Trumps, laws doesn’t apply to him.

You know what would have made this more powerful? If they HADN’T LET TRUMP HOST AN ENTIRE SHOW LAST YEAR

Maybe not a shitty person but one who has awfully detailed first thoughts.