My favorite Keanu interview moment is him talking about why he turned down Speed 2, because it’s one of his most animated.

“I read the script and was like, ‘EEEUGH!’”

Yeah, you can’t really have any other reaction to Speed 2. I remember the press mocked him at the time, and when the movie came out they quickly took that…

Well...let me show you this pile of photos.

Wholesome Keanu is the one thing the internet is not full of shit about. He really is a rad dude.

I firmly believe that if we ever got Keanu, Dave Grohl, and Tom Hanks in a room together for more than 20 minutes, all the world’s disputes could be solved.

I would watch the fuck out of that Constantine movie they riffed about.

Poor guy. I’m glad no one has followed me around with a camera over the last several decades to photograph all the times I’ve eaten a sandwich alone on a park bench.

Ah, the “Stanley Kubrick’s Shining” of comic-book movies.

He really genuinely seems like the best dude in Hollywood. Like, I’m not one for celebrity worship, but he seems like the kind of guy it would just be nice to hang out with.

What, this guy?  Man has he got you snowed.

I don’t know if anyone’s noticed or mentioned this, but Keanu Reeves seems truly delightful.

Keanu Reeves in an Matrix interview talking about fucking people in the virtual world seems totally on point.

I was thinking (in light of the context) that she looks like a mom reacting to her teenage son seeing side boob for the first time

Well technically all (or most) letters in the English language have a hard and soft pronunciation. For example the letter A has a hard version which is well A or a soft version which is more like ahh or the letter C the hard version is more like K as in cat or soft like in the word scent. Also funny note I learned in…

if it’s ‘jiff’ then .jpeg should be ‘jay-pehj’.

Thank you for telling us what appeared to happen to that focaccia. Can’t remember the last time they were just like, “Yeah, we can’t safely eat that.”

It’s a lovely end to a great season, where positivity has reigned supreme and hard work has been rewarded.

That’s how I feel ab0ut Salma Hayek. That woman is only a few days older than me. Yet nobody’s eager to see me in a blond wig and latex jumpsuit.

Yeah, I mean, what’s the deal with women and sexism anyway? Why can’t they make a movies about things they actually know something about?

Not really my kind of movie, but I will say I’m seriously embarrassed that this woman is one year older than me. 

I think what’s missing here is seasonality. Mint was a much more commonly used herb in savory dishes in the past (and still is outside of Western cooking). Since mint is, to put it lightly, pretty hardy. It’s one of the last fresh herbs to disappear as the weather turns cold.