There are two types of people in this world: people who read the words printed on their parchment paper box and people who don’t. I’m in the latter category and I’ll never look back. 

Now get 160 reps to sign off and you’re golden.

I hope you’re right. My expectations of my fellow Americans on the whole could not be lower.

The U.S. Government should not mandate that all residents are required to get a vaccine, but it should be a prerequisite for any future stimulus funds.

Harriet A. Washington’s Medical Apartheid is a fascinating book that is also very difficult to read. Nothing to do with Washington’s writing, it’s the subject matter; chapter after chapter of horrors inflicted upon Black Americans in the name of science and medicine.

Dumbfucks were flashing bullshit “exception” cards and whining about “hippa” (yes, I know it’s HIPAA) immediately to get out from under the oppressive yoke of... wearing a mask. Stickers aren’t gonna do shit except get a bunch of assholes really into making their own stickers.

“Hello. My name is Sofia Vergara. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

If I need steaks or something more than basic there is supermarket with a butcher. I ask him what is good and he has never steered me wrong.

And I’ll bet it gave you a lustrous, shiny coat!

I doubt the Natty Light had any integrity to lose to begin with.

Speak for yourself. How else should expect to have a good harvest?

We don’t?

i’d rather someone sacrifice a goat for me than pray for me.

Speak for yourself! Look at Mr. Fancy-Pants over hea with his virgins! Oooo, Mr. Big-Shot over hea!

You sound like my prom date!

Maybe not you. But the Dark Lord needs to be satisfied every now and then if I am to keep my fortune and avoid exploding at dawn after the Festival of Samhain. 

We don’t? um. Yeah.  of course we don’t

It will lose the fizz. All at once, with excitement!

So you just need to heat it in the can so it doesn’t loose the fizz.

bold of you to consider Georgians people.