Oobviously, black people getting paid is still a novel concept

They have always been racist trash from the get-go. They hide behind the hipster veneer, as if they can’t be racist because they hit on people of color.

He doesn’t miss her; he misses having things both ways.

Ah, Fresno. The one subject upon which Northern and Southern Californians can agree.

*Looks up Visalia, Ca.*

Well I'm a better writer

Yuck, exactly. Also is the angle for that piece “but her vagina was clearly asking for it since it clamped tightly around my dick”?

“Sorry I’m a man” should be in like every book at some point. Almost like using a classic sound effect as homage to film history. 

My ejaculation was violent. Before anybody could react it had already broken a beer bottle and threatened the bartender. When somebody tried to deescalate the situation, my ejaculation grabbed them by the throat and threw them onto the beer splattered floor. Later on my ejaculation was seen entering a convenient…

I hate all organized religion, as any sensible gay man should.

Satan takes all comers, regardless, because Hell is just like Olive Garden - disgusting and full of white people.

You know, you’re right. I didn’t even *realize* the implications of that statement. I think I’ve gotten so used to apologizing for my feelings that it’s like second nature.  I do this with Mr. Yacht constantly - “I’m sorry” for things that aren’t my fault, or for having feelings at all. He points it out to me, not…

I have been wanting to rage, scream, and throw things against the wall because of how this has all been handled.

Thank you for this. I have suffered from abuse nearly my entire life, and am currently in a relationship that can be emotionally abusive (I am disabled and am in the process of filing for disability so that I can stand on my own when the time comes).

THIS. So much this. If a guy like that is being good to you, it’s only because he’s decided you have more value as an alibi than as a target.

I mean, I like to think I’m super selective about who I choose to associate with as well. Being bullied as a preteen sucked a lot, but it taught me that I was fine on my own, and that I preferred being alone over spending time with anyone that made me feel even a little negative. Then, after years with no incident and…

Thanks for this amazing article. I have experienced DV, also experienced abuse as a child. My family is currently disowning me because I want to break the silence, and finally at 40 years old, talk about what happened in my childhood. This makes me the crazy one, the mean one. No one can imagine that my father, who…

Agree. I can absolutely sympathize with people who feel disoriented, betrayed, stunned, etc to discover that a loved or respected college has been accused of a violent crime like abuse or rape. It would be traumatic to discover that a loved one had been secretly hiding such darkness and cruelty.  

Not in the least bit, I’m glad these people are sharing their stories. It’s all about making yourself better and correcting mistakes. Not taking offense to it at all, I came across naive and didn’t think of the results of my actions. Not in the least bit bothered. If anything I’m happy that I’m getting feed back…

I work with a bunch of SCIENTISTS and even THEY occasionally regurgitate the dumb “the flu shot always makes me sick” or “last year i got the flu anyway” garbage.