THIS is what you get when you go to a college that doesn't even look at test scores... I CAN do 5 different time steps, though.

Sorry, I went to a performing arts school for college. We didn't get real classes like Sexy Dysfunctions 101.

I was that underling. One of my first jobs out of college was a PR minion for a doctor who was also an author. He was thoroughly disliked — he was abrasive, rude, loud, and believed himself to be the second-coming of Jonas Salk.

I believe the Fox preferred nomenclature is "lady parts." (It seems to pop up a lot, anyways.) Not so much talk about "male parts," though.

I like the fact that, although he should be thoroughly humiliated by his epic fail, as he leaves the set he goes back in to retrieve his coffee.

"'Our law' didn't permit wife beating, but set that aside. Martin clearly was using 'rule of thumb' as a figure of speech — she didn't claim it actually referred to legalized wife beating."

This is pretty par for the course for Chris Parente. I miss watching that morning news show when I lived in Denver because was always kind of a beautiful awkward mess.

My theory: this is that this guy is just a complete douche and nobody he works with likes him, and some underling he's treated like crap for years and who he relies on to actually do the research and watch everything and then fill him in on it finally had enough and just started fucking with him "Yes, this new movie…

This movie has everything. Muppets. Upside down nudity. Lottery winners...

This was funnier than last night's SNL.

I know, right? Now even I want to do this halloween costume, and I never dress up.

The Sexy (Fill in the blank) is really tired.

Is, like, the blood for your partner's halloween costume? The woman now missing a breast?

She's doubling down still:

He was smothered to death.

I still love the "I did it so men would stop paying attention to me... OMG PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!! SEXY DANCE, sexy dance, bikini in every shot" bullshit.

This year they won't have an excuse to exclude their annoying friend.

Boobghazi.

I don't care about her boobs as much as I wish she'd get a new foundation. So chalky looking.

LOL this one! What a pair of boobs!