"We don't speak."

I see your holy fuck, and raise you a Jesus H. with a head shake. Thank God that guy got her out of there in one piece.

I'm gonna hope that the reason he didn't call police until he helped the woman escape the second day, was because they told him they would kill her before they would allow the cops to if he got the cops involved. Or maybe he's been in trouble with the law and was too scared. Whatever the reason, thankfully he made…

It also works well to shut down people who blather on about how I should just give her a chance.

That's probably a good strategy. The phrase "trying to set up a rape dungeon," isn't something you want to break out at a nice brunch. That really seems like after dinner drinks kinda conversation.

People get pretty uncomfy when I start getting real about why she's out of my and my parent's lives, sometimes I just go with "she's terrible"

Horrifying yes, but at least you have a good explanation. Whenever people ask me why I don't talk to members of my family all I've got is "because they're terrible."

You're a terrible person and I love it.

Yep. Especially after he tried to "buy her" off of them.

Kendra and Ricky were reportedly only given a two game suspension by the NFL.

Yet no helmets. Maybe they're subtly encouraging vigilantes to aim for the head for better chances of a kill shot.

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. ("The entire site" being Earth.) It's the only way to be sure.

Yeah, we definitely don't have a problem with rape culture in this country. Nope. None at all. Nothing to see here.

It looks like it. My understanding is that if there is a risk of some kind of "vigilante justice" they'll use things like bulletproof vests to protect criminals in order to ensure the due process of the trial.

The Huffington Post tells the story a little differently; for instance, it says that Higgs broke Lockwood out and then, after being confronted with the shotgun, he was able to headbutt House in order to escape. Also, this terrifying quote:

I don't like people anymore. Is there some way I can avoid all people forever?

When I saw the headline, I thought it was a replay of this story. Sadly, it was not. So does this mean that Indiana has a higher rate of people treating other people like slaves, or that they are better at arresting people who treat other people like slaves?

Here you go folks, use this to cool off: