I think they're honeybees. I've been making terrible Doctor Who and X-Files jokes all day, despite being stung several times.

Oh wow. If they're honeybees, I hope he's getting them removed by actual beekeepers. Too many places will just hire a pest control company to spray them with pesticides, despite honeybees being threatened.

My landlord noticed my door was slightly ajar today. He called me, then knocked on my door to tell me my door was ajar. While I'm glad my landlord cares, it also stinks that the asshattery of the universe means he was genuinely concerned someone would do something to me in the middle of the afternoon.

I'm not an expert but I have two guesses that aren't mutually exclusive.

Ah, just as Jurassic Park taught us, rape will find a way. Something like that anyway.

You'd also still have to watch out for the few Marquis de Sade fuckers who would be all too happy to carve their own holes to rape...

One hilarious thing about these men who write this crap is that they don't realize how INCREDIBLY insulting they are being to their own gender.

Not the point at all, but his cigarette analogy is literally the dumbest thing I have read today. I mean, dumb college dudes saying dumb shit about rape doesn't really surprise me anymore, but not knowing the whole host of other havoks smoking can wreak on one's body aside from lung cancer, not to mention the effects…

It's as good a time as any for this:

Rob, as a man*, I have this to say: Fuck your victim blaming and fuck you very much.

I don't really understand why there is "personal responsibility" involved in the catcalling discussion at all. Is he not then personally responsible for the shit that comes out of his mouth? No? Ok.

I left mine at the bar last time anyway. That always happens after baby Guinness shots!

Yeah, he's really convinced me with how consistent he is about the importance of women taking personal responsibility for themselves, as well as the actions of men.

He believes in women being responsible for catcalls and sexual assault committed by men, he never said anything about taking personal responsibility for his own dumbass remarks!

BUT IF I'M NOT ALLOWED TO SALIVATE PROFUSELY FROM MY MOUTH, HOW WILL I TALK TO THE LADIES.

Maybe you don't have to stop having a vagina altogether. Just leave it at home when you go out. Everything will be fine.

To be on the safe side you should probably avoid having any orifices at all.

I think his street harassment post is my favorite. I love how quickly he goes from "NO FAT CHICKS, LOLZ" to righteous indignation about "personal responsibility." How dare you imply that his remark was anything other than a plea for accountability?! And what do you know, personal accountability (for women, obvs) is…

That last screencap. It's always so telling when these guys are like "OH SO I CAN'T STARE AND LEER AT WOMEN, HOW AM I EVEN SUPPOSED TO INTERACT WITH THEM SOCIALLY THEN." Plus the whole attitude that it is absolutely imperative he be able to notify "attractive females" about his boner.

I think the nude selfie logic totally applies here. Don't want to get raped? Don't have a vagina! Just stop having your vagina just like, existing and available all the time! Easy peasy lemon squeezy.