Why are they all staring into my soul?

Allow me to translate for Oscar. "why....................Why.................WHY? Why must I be ripped from the warm bosom of slumber?! Why must I be violently returned to this cold cruel world of reality from that glorious golden realm of dreams where I am free if only a short while from this dark tomb of awareness!…

Oh give me a break, that lazy-ass dog with no job probably living off welfare and Obummercare. This video of a societal lay-about, using my tax dollars on milk bones and feather beds is librul porn.

Reading this story gave me a major case of ramenfreude.

DISSENTING OPINION: I remain convinced Gaston is one of those dudes with a tragically enormous dick, who thinks that his huge schlong means he has to do zero work in the sack. He just bumps your cervix for five minutes then rolls over and congratulates himself for being such a superior cocksman.

The foxxiest.

He's a real fox.

I want to know how awkward this conversation got when someone brought up that the hottest disney dude is actually Robin Hood.

"Someday my prince will cum."

The whole time we were working on this, I couldn't get this out of my head:

Finally, a Disney Princess post I give a damn about.

No one's slick as Gaston

In my experience was Missing-No no glitch, but a feature, I have to admit. :D

I remember when my friend by some miracle figured the Mew Glitch Out. We had just beaten the game and he had just started a replay. We read a rumor about it on some obscure forum and did not think it was real. When we tried it our minds where blown. (we were nine lol) Their is also this other weird glitch we used to…

I remember hearing as a kid that you could get Yoshi in the game. I heard a few variants of the steps that needed to be done to obtain him. Some involved removing the cart mid-play during certain pokemon evolutions, some involved trading specific pokemon back and forth, and I remember one version required you to shake…

I'd really love to track down the bastard that started this rumor/the original variation of this rumor.

And now it's filled with crying infants!

This seems so much more complicated compared with surfing off MS Anne's pier to find the truck, pushing it aside with Strength HM and then using the pokedex to for Mewtwo's cry to get Mew.

A Pokemon article not about TPP, praise helix.

That would actually have been useful a little over 14 years ago!