To be fair to the dog, she looks like a stage 5 clinger.

Our family dog, a Shih-a-Poo (RIP Rover, God rest his soul) had paws that smelled like popcorn. He looked like an Ewok. Best dog ever. A dog with popcorn feet is magical.

God, is it at least in a frame?

This family should not own animals. They sound like fucking morons. Guaranteed the cat has been mistreated and it's lashing out.

I can't think of one thing I would want to swish for 20 minutes. That sounds tedious and awful.

Jon Hamm wearing his cap is the most adorable thing ever. SQUEE x 100!

It's incredible how eerily accurate Burning Love is compared to The Bachelor. The first season of Burning Love had a "free spirit" who was homeless. Then, this season with Juan Pablo, there was a "free spirit." I'm not sure if she was homeless or not. Burning Love parodies The Bachelor flawlessly. It's hilarious.

He did seem pretty frazzled at one point.

I once had a woman tell me that her son was a "charmer", when I told her that I cared about him. What she meant to say was "a drug addict who steals from his girlfriends."

Chris Harrison was really maniacal last night, trying to push Juan Pablo into saying "I love you" to Nicki. He was like the Love Nazi. It was creepy. He wouldn't let up. The guy doesn't love her. Okay! He's made it quite clear, Chris. Jesus, let's move on.

My mom makes it for special occasions. She also bakes Swedish Tea Rings during the holidays.

Besides pickles, what else is inside the gelatin?

It sounded like "Ambrosia Salad" until you mentioned the shredded cheese. WHAAAT?

Marilyn Moore can eat a bag of dicks. How could she call an 89 year-old woman with dementia a "flirt" inferring that she had been asking for it?? What is wrong with this woman? I hope they sue the ever living hell out of this facility.

The fug is strong with this collection.

I follow many wonderful astrologers on Twitter. She's one of my favorites. https://twitter.com/starsmoonandsun‎

Sun Signs by Linda Goodman

We just came out of Venus Retrograde. If you were thinking about your exes last month, that's the reason why. Retrogrades are a time of reflection. They're also a shitty time to start anything new. Venus Retrograde is a bad time for new romance.

For the past week, I've been getting other people's mail. We're talking several pieces, all different people.

I definitely see bewb stepping in this white cat's future.